You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

dr-kara:

jasongraceless:

killer—ink:

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

oh no

http://radiorcrist.tumblr.com/post/98518215476/textsfromtitanfood-consider-the-following-aus

textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

  • "we wore matching halloween costumes to this party" au
  • "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
  • "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help…
cadoized:

vrisktorias—serket:

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

cadoized:

vrisktorias—serket:

epicukulelesolo:

thethespacecoyote:

ineloquentformalities:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

WHOA

NIGHT VALE APPLES

Void flavored

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

So my computer died over the weekend and I had to get a new one. More than anything else, I was super worried about my writing files and such (even though I’ve not posted a whole bunch). Luckily, I managed to port them over with only a little difficulty. Turns out, a lot of them are in formats I can’t access anymore and I’ve had to jump through hoops to convert them, etc.

The point is, I came across a bunch of old stuff I’d forgotten about and never posted or anything, all of it DS9, Garak/Bashir stuff. Only one thing is even close to finished (and even that is like, part one of a three- or four-part series), but given the resurgence of the series I’ve seen on my dash, I’m thinking I should re-watch the series and finish some of this stuff up.

fuckyeahnamekians:

dbzgurl199:

please give me

Cutest little shit gonna shoot you in the face with his evil widdle corkscrew of doom

fuckyeahnamekians:

dbzgurl199:

please give me

Cutest little shit gonna shoot you in the face with his evil widdle corkscrew of doom

thisoldapt:

I died! This is great VIA instructables. Norm would approve! -ts

otherbully1:

the-milk-eyed-monster:

colony-drop:

oh look my favorite photo set

cool

what the entire and actual existing fuck?

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Reblog if you love Sterek

akumakawa:

sterek-is-life:

chefjoe79:

smittenskitten:

diddelydiddelytea:

nixvicious:

qhuinn:

neurowolf:

leatherwolfjackets:

wizardtribute:

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How many… notes is that…?
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The last time I saw this was when it was at ~50 notes….


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SOMEONE SEND THIS INSANITY TO JEFF DAVIS RIGHT NOW OMFG

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SAID THE WHOLE INTERNET

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HOLY FUCK THE NOTES

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WHO DOESN’T?!?

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So many notes!

12,960,404 notes.

Holy shit.

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Auggh, god dammit! I actually get some writing done and I break my goddamn laptop! ; A ;

Got a whole first part written and everything, too. =/

Ugh. The theme of fics this week seems to be kissing booths. And I love cliches and tropes, so of course I wanna write one. I’ve already started composing bits In my head, so I just need to follow through….

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